I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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