He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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