You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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