You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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