Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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