Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
And then my night got REAL pukey
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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