Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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