The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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