And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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