im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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