And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
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I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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