Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Randomize