some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
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I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
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All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
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Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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