CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
i came on her dog
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What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
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I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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