it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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