You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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