Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Your penis caused this!
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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