piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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