no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
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When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
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I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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