BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Never joke about your clitoris.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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