I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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