I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
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