the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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