i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
she smelled like a LAN party
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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