she was so not down for the gang bang
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
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She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
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I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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