So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
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God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
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That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
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