carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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