Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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