Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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