Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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