S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
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we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
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My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
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There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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