is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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