what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I need a burrito and a hug.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Everclear isn't food dammit
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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