I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
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When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
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I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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