i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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