Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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