Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
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I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
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If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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