I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
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Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
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We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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