1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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