brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
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Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Every concussion has its silver lining
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
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I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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