Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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