what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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