So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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