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Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
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I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
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Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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