all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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