yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
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If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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