It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
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After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
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Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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