She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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