i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
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And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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