i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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