you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
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i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
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Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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