Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Randomize
