I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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