You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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