just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
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I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
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BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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